What a waste of time and money. It started with a tour of Amsterdam in the 1300s with poorly animated speaking models trying to make out that the place has an interesting story. We were then moved to Pirates of the Carribean which consisted of second rate actors trying to scare you whilst taking you round a badly kitted out dungeon - none of which resembled any of the three films. Finally we were left to look around celebrities' models. However, as this is only Amsterdam, all the models were London's cast offs so they didnt look like what you see in Heat - Madonna had cones, Kylie had long hair and Tina Turner looked in her teens!
In an attempt to make the day more interesting, we visited the Sex Museum. We found that it was just an excuse for the two dirty old men that ran it to get their dirty photos out - hardly a museum.
Tommorrow we will leave Amsterdam - neither of us can wait...
2 comments:
Oh Dear- not a good end to what seems to have been a great holiday. So I take it you won't be visiting Amsterdam again in the near future!Not to worry you have plenty of other places to reflect on. Maybe 2 days would have been enough-- hey ho there you go --you live and learn!! Lok forward to hearing about all you adventures soon. Oh and don't forget El Metro- well done to him- he deserves a good seeing to when you get home - nice valet and a good rest!!!!!!
Well you are not selling Amsterdam to the blog readers who have not had the pleasure to visit the resort. If Amsterdam is the only place you were not impressed with the the journey you have taken. You have done very well. It sounds as if you have had a great time, made a lot of us jealous. Have a safe journey home can't wait to see the photo's and get all the gen. Give the metro a big kiss for looking after you both so well. xx
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